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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 03:27 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?"

Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."

Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode."

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.






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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 03:31 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 03:41 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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hahahaha......Gooooooood Joke....

...no need of any editing...it's readable






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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?"

Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."

Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode."

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad






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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 12:41 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 12:45 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoon vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Vo aaj bhi humen dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi humen dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moonh
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joon
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said ‘SALA Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai






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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 12:22 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?"

Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."

Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode."

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.













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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 09:35 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai






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