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Mar 6th, 2007, 12:08 PM
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THIS IS A email forward from a friend...sure made my day.... GUYS DONT TAKE it seriously...some of you wont be able to digest..girls have a field day
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you
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It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied
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: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man
A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toiletA: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future."
— Kathleen Norris
Last edited by Amber11; Mar 6th, 2007 at 02:56 PM..
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Mar 6th, 2007, 12:35 PM
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nice jokes!! 
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Mar 6th, 2007, 12:35 PM
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dreamz...
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Cool  but could'nt make my day.
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Mar 6th, 2007, 12:47 PM
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$@j@n k! d33w@n!
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to be very honest some of them are good funny but some of them are rude to but yet they are funny
Us Ka Milna Hee Muqadar Main Na Tha Warna,
Hum Ne Kya kuch Nahin Khoya USEY Paney K Liye
LoV 0NlY HapP3N$ OnC3.. R$t 1$ Ju$t l!f.. :)
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Mar 6th, 2007, 02:02 PM
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONTThe man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy
I love this one the best...
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Mar 6th, 2007, 02:36 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amber11
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toiletA: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals
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OK, that does it, I am reading all instruction manuals from now on.........
Especially the one on which END to Wipe.....................................
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Mar 6th, 2007, 02:41 PM
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Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life.Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it!
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Mar 6th, 2007, 02:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amber11
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONTThe man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy
I love this one the best...
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yes..i really love the tiny fairy..revenge..is so sweet!! 
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Mar 6th, 2007, 02:55 PM
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Good sport!!!
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Mar 6th, 2007, 02:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by COCO
yes..i really love the tiny fairy..revenge..is so sweet!! |
perfect ..serves him rite...
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Mar 6th, 2007, 04:23 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 6th, 2007, 05:06 PM
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bass theek haiN
-= Love For All, Hatred For None -=
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Mar 6th, 2007, 05:16 PM
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LOL!
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Mar 6th, 2007, 05:18 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
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Mar 6th, 2007, 05:45 PM
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Quote:
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bass theek haiN
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Dont take them personally ...just jokes
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Mar 6th, 2007, 06:07 PM
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The Pink Panther
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haha the last one is funny
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Mar 6th, 2007, 08:59 PM
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looks like all the chicks are having fun here 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 6th, 2007, 09:14 PM
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^ let them, don worry we still rule, this is there entertainment. let them have a bit of it.
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Mar 6th, 2007, 09:25 PM
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That's why I didn't even try to say that they are crazy.
p.s. so this is the kind of stuff girls talk about when they get together and giggle 
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Mar 6th, 2007, 09:45 PM
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shikra I'm soo happy you have been educated^
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