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Mar 7th, 2007, 02:47 AM
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A boss does not turn up for work one day
His subordinate phones his home - 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife replies 'I am sorry but he died last night of a fatal stroke'
After another hour the phone rings again - same voice 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife replies 'I am sorry but he died last night of a fatal stroke'
After sometime the phone rings again - same voice 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife replies 'okay..i think I have told you twice that he died
Next day the same voice on the phone 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife gets irritated 'I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"'
The man bursts out laughing
"I just love hearing it..."
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Mar 7th, 2007, 10:14 AM
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rofl funny one
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Mar 7th, 2007, 10:50 AM
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Forward this joke to your boss with a request for onward submission to his boss and so on.
~.~Ajee roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamain paayiegaa :)~.~
An Indian among former Indians and current Pakistanis
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Mar 8th, 2007, 10:09 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Mar 8th, 2007, 01:26 PM
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so cruel!
What good am I if i can't be me.
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Mar 8th, 2007, 04:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bitter
A boss does not turn up for work one day
His subordinate phones his home - 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife replies 'I am sorry but he died last night of a fatal stroke'
After another hour the phone rings again - same voice 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife replies 'I am sorry but he died last night of a fatal stroke'
After sometime the phone rings again - same voice 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife replies 'okay..i think I have told you twice that he died
Next day the same voice on the phone 'Can I speak to Mr.Boss?'
His wife gets irritated 'I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"'
The man bursts out laughing
"I just love hearing it..."
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 8th, 2007, 06:34 PM
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Templar Knight
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Mar 9th, 2007, 07:35 AM
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Senior Member
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Mar 9th, 2007, 07:58 PM
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Member
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lol
thats evil.
I Breed Aseel, and O-shamo Gamefowl, in the UK. Kings of the poultry world PM me if your interested. Aseel kukker, O-shamo Kukker, (Badshah Murgh)
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Mar 10th, 2007, 01:34 AM
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i have heard this joke before
but still ..........
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Mar 10th, 2007, 02:15 AM
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Best things in life aren't things..
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