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Mar 7th, 2007, 03:05 PM
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^Pray for me^
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TWO WOMEN TALKING
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: YEAH.
Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider. Inhale positive, exhale negative
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Mar 7th, 2007, 03:11 PM
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Senior Member
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LAMOOOOOO
funnyyyyyyyy
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Mar 7th, 2007, 04:05 PM
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Owner
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lol so true
Honest
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Mar 7th, 2007, 05:44 PM
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Senior Member
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LOL thatz true 
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Mar 7th, 2007, 06:15 PM
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Senior Member
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LOL................
The More You Get To Know About Something
The More You Realize
How Little You Know!
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Mar 8th, 2007, 10:01 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Lol thats so funny n quite true too.
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Mar 9th, 2007, 01:22 AM
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Senior Member
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lol
You can not change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.
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Mar 9th, 2007, 02:25 PM
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Moderator Poetry Forum
Join Date: Mar 9, 2006 - 6:35 am
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fUnNy sTp 
Love is unconditional, relationships are not BeInG lOn3lY sId
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Mar 9th, 2007, 05:00 PM
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Senior Member
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Mysterious Woman
xxx
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Mar 9th, 2007, 07:53 PM
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Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Submission To Peace
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: YEAH.
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enuff said.
:biggthumb
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Mar 10th, 2007, 01:31 AM
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Senior Member
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 fuuny
100% agree
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