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Mar 10th, 2007, 11:29 PM
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^Pray for me^
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A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Zainab has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Muslim."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she is a Muslim.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Islam. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."
Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider. Inhale positive, exhale negative
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Mar 10th, 2007, 11:34 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Serves the teacher right ... pangey leti hai zainab se ...
good one zainab ... jo bhi zainab hai ...
StP: Good nice intellectual joke . lol
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Mar 10th, 2007, 11:48 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 11th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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The Pink Panther
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Mar 13th, 2007, 08:02 AM
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The Pakistani Brain
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good one 
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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Mar 13th, 2007, 09:01 PM
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Senior Member
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good one 
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Mar 15th, 2007, 02:50 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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 funny
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Mar 15th, 2007, 03:14 AM
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Member
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Nice.
I Breed Aseel, and O-shamo Gamefowl, in the UK. Kings of the poultry world PM me if your interested. Aseel kukker, O-shamo Kukker, (Badshah Murgh)
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Mar 15th, 2007, 03:26 AM
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Senior Member
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Mar 15th, 2007, 01:11 PM
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Traditionalist
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lol.....hahaha
"In the fight against the Monoculture, the main sign is the hijab, and the main act is the Prayer". T.J Winter
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Mar 15th, 2007, 02:06 PM
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Senior Member
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Mar 15th, 2007, 02:38 PM
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Senior Member
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serves her right 
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Mar 15th, 2007, 05:58 PM
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Moderator Poetry Forum
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 kool
Love is unconditional, relationships are not BeInG lOn3lY sId
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