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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 11:35 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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ek dolhe ne dulhan ka ghoonghat
uthaya to dulhan ne poocha
kaisi lag rahi hoo
dulhe ne kaha
Khuda ki kasam mar jata
agar Ayat-Al-Kursi
yaad na hoti.....






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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 03:26 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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cant stop laughing yaar

this is so funny






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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 04:33 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Should n't it be ..................agar Ayat-Al-Kursi yaad hoti...?

anways bechara doolhe raja






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 03:27 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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lol funny!







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ek dolhe ne dulhan ka ghoonghat
uthaya to dulhan ne poocha
kaisi lag rahi hoo
dulhe ne kaha
Khuda ki kasam mar jata
agar Ayat-Al-Kursi
yaad na hoti.....
Dulhan ka mazaak...ab is joke ko ulta karke sunao







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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 10:32 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Should n't it be ..................agar Ayat-Al-Kursi yaad hoti...?

anways bechara doolhe raja
No, that's right, since he said kay "Mar jaata agar Ayat-al-Kursi yaad na hoti", meaning if he had not recited Ayat-al-Kursi, he would have died.







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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 10:36 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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ek dolhe ne dulhan ka ghoonghat
uthaya to dulhan ne poocha
kaisi lag rahi hoo
dulhe ne kaha
Khuda ki kasam mar jata
agar Ayat-Al-Kursi
yaad na hoti.....
BEHOLD.... na mounh na matha

te Jinn paharroun latha....






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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:17 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:35 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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thanks sid jee






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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 04:28 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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its really funny Tahreem!







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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 05:18 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 08:59 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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thanks sonia thanks hareem






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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 10:54 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:05 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Aik pakistani ki biwi buhat kali aur moti hoti hai....pakistani apni biwi ke liye peelay rang ka suit khreedta hai.
uss ki biwi suit pehnti hai aur apne husband se poochti hai 'main kaisi lag rahi hoon'?
husband: aisay lag raha hai jaisay peeli peeli sarsoon main kaali moti bhains.






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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:53 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Aik pakistani ki biwi buhat kali aur moti hoti hai....pakistani apni biwi ke liye peelay rang ka suit khreedta hai.
uss ki biwi suit pehnti hai aur apne husband se poochti hai 'main kaisi lag rahi hoon'?
husband: aisay lag raha hai jaisay peeli peeli sarsoon main kaali moti bhains.
hhahha nice joke






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