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Mar 13th, 2007, 05:57 PM
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1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
it's the heart afraid of dying, that never learns to dance; It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance; It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give; And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:01 PM
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:02 PM
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aal lies 
when the lights go out
rubber band
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:06 PM
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98% true hehe im sooooo gonna get crap for this 
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:07 PM
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AJ kal sabriya ke demagh par "men" hee hain. Sabriya, how are you?
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:08 PM
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Waday Choudhry Sahib
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in other words, gals are loosers 
as they dont find the right man per this list.
yaaN kay sapaid-o-seh maiN hum ko, dakhal jo hai so itna hai
raat ko ro ro subhu kiya, ya din ko jooN tooN shaam kiya
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:09 PM
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Lekai rahain ge Pakistan, bat kai rahae ga Hindustan
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chacha_Ghalib
in other words, gals are loosers
as they dont find the right man per this list. |
typical man .. blame everything on the gal
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wheresmycookie
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that they are aliens 
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:11 PM
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Chalo sub larkiyan ek sath: Star light, start bright where the hell is Mr. Right
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Iraj~
that they are aliens |
 how did you know?
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:13 PM
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JL- no not really,a friend emailed it to me and i felt like sharing it.... where did i mention men otherwise..? *confused*
wheresmycookie-enough to believe all this 
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wheresmycookie
how did you know? |
after talking to them
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Iraj~
typical man .. blame everything on the gal |
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:14 PM
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So Sabriya, how are you doing? All well?
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:15 PM
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Waday Choudhry Sahib
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Iraj~
that they are aliens |
poor gals... thay have to marry em
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:15 PM
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yeah jl... doing just fine... how are u
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:16 PM
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Waday Choudhry Sahib
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Iraj~
typical man .. blame everything on the gal |
i m not blaming them... i m saying gals loose in any case caz according to this list there is no such thing as Mr. Right
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chacha_Ghalib
in other words, gals are loosers
as they dont find the right man per this list. |
no wonder so many of us decide to go the OTHER way
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Mar 13th, 2007, 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sabriya786
yeah jl... doing just fine... how are u
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With your presence I am feeling a lot better! Thanks for asking... plus time to go home.
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