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Old Mar 14th, 2007, 07:06 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were spanked by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were spanked was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all spanked by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."







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Old Mar 14th, 2007, 02:36 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Lagta saare men log naaraaz hain asliyat jaankar.
Aur women log isko jhooth samajhtee hain.







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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 06:27 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Lagta saare men log naaraaz hain asliyat jaankar.
Aur women log isko jhooth samajhtee hain.
Naraaz nahin, dartay hain kaheen beewion ko pata na chal jai kay woh parh rahay thay ye joke...........

tu aur pittai na hoa jay unn ki....






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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 11:45 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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women ordered around by their husbands = reality

men ordered around by their wives = joke






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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 11:48 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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women ordered around by their husbands = reality

men ordered around by their wives = joke
So you are siding with husbands or wives?






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^ just clarifying ur doubts, if any....






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