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Mar 15th, 2007, 04:02 AM
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Moderator Religion & Scripture, Pakistan Affairs Forum
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Stupid School Excuses (from parents)
Misspellings have been left intact. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot
Dear school: please ecsc's John being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school he has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh!ts.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday we forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat ; her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either , sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
ToooN Lang Ja, saadi kher ae
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Mar 15th, 2007, 04:09 AM
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Senior Member
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hahahha roflzzzzzz
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
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Mar 16th, 2007, 11:10 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Mar 16th, 2007, 11:22 AM
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Moderator Culture, Linguistics & Literature Forum
Join Date: Jan 9, 2001 - 1:00 am
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I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Mar 20th, 2007, 03:44 PM
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Senior Member
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Mar 21st, 2007, 08:25 AM
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Member
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Lolz.
Reminds me, when at a youth training scheme a freind went a.w.o.l. half way during the day, when asked the following day, where he'd been, he suddenly blurted out ''I went to the dentist to get my eyes checked''
I Breed Aseel, and O-shamo Gamefowl, in the UK. Kings of the poultry world PM me if your interested. Aseel kukker, O-shamo Kukker, (Badshah Murgh)
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Mar 21st, 2007, 08:27 AM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 11, 2006 - 12:24 am
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Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
hahaha
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Mar 21st, 2007, 09:05 AM
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Teacher to student: Yesterday your grandfather came to see you while were absent from school. Last week you took leave to attend his funeral.
~.~Ajee roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamain paayiegaa :)~.~
An Indian among former Indians and current Pakistanis
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:40 AM
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mera chand
Join Date: Nov 8, 2005 - 1:47 pm
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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Mar 27th, 2007, 11:36 AM
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Senior Member
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Mar 27th, 2007, 04:40 PM
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Moderator Cafe', London Forum
Join Date: Aug 28, 2006 - 8:38 am
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Die.
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Mar 27th, 2007, 06:17 PM
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Templar Knight
Join Date: Aug 1, 2005 - 5:00 am
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blind faith = blind followers
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Mar 27th, 2007, 11:40 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Mar 28th, 2007, 01:50 PM
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Member
Join Date: Mar 30, 2006 - 3:36 pm
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lolllllllllllll
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