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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 07:44 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 09:33 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 09:51 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:09 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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there's a big difference between gum and ghum.(Gaaf and Ghain)







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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:24 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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there's a big difference between gum and ghum.(Gaaf and Ghain)
off foh... indian accent par hee haNs lo






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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^ now thats funny






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:33 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Gh in Ghazal....it doesn't have equivalent sound in English.

Ajee maine urdu padhi hai. G aur Gh main fark maloom hai. English transliteration main nukte, zer, zabar, noongunna kahaan se laaoon







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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:36 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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aap kay haan bhi URDU houti hai?






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:36 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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there's a big difference between gum and ghum.(Gaaf and Ghain)
It involves sound manipulation, so let us not nit pick...

sounds funny......






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:36 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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there's a big difference between gum and ghum.(Gaaf and Ghain)
yes maa'm you are right...lekin yahaan lateefebaazi ho rahi hai mushaira nahin






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:43 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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aap kay haan bhi URDU houti hai?
Hamaare yahaan Urdu 1947 se pehle se hai.






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^ but I thought it was Hindi ..






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:52 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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there's a big difference between gum and ghum.(Gaaf and Ghain)

Alif, be, pe, te, se, jeem, che, he, khe, daal (like maan-chholeyyan di daal), Daal, zaal, re, de, je, ze, seen, sheen, swaad (slurp slurp), zwaad, toy (not funskool toy), zoy, ain, ghain, fe, kaaf, gaaf, laam, meem, noon (not afternoon , wow , e ,hamza, chhoti ae, badi ae







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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:54 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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^ but I thought it was Hindi ..
Urdu was devloped in North India (in and around Delhi) as a fusion between Arabic, Hindi, Punjabi and several other dialects of North. It took script from Arabic while grammar was based on Hindi.
There are some states where it is still taught in schools.






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 02:05 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 02:11 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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Urdu was devloped in North India (in and around Delhi) as a fusion between Arabic, Hindi, Punjabi and several other dialects of North. It took script from Arabic while grammar was based on Hindi.
There are some states where it is still taught in schools.
I know all this but still majority of the Indians refers to their language as Hindi instead of Urdu...






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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 06:01 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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I know all this but still majority of the Indians refers to their language as Hindi instead of Urdu...
Well national language of India is Hindi.
Urdu is spoken in few states in North India.






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Alif, be, pe, te, se, jeem, che, he, khe, daal (like maan-chholeyyan di daal), Daal, zaal, re, de, je, ze, seen, sheen, swaad (slurp slurp), zwaad, toy (not funskool toy), zoy, ain, ghain, fe, kaaf, gaaf, laam, meem, noon (not afternoon , wow , e ,hamza, chhoti ae, badi ae
Where is Qaaf?






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Urdu was devloped in North India (in and around Delhi) as a fusion between Arabic, Hindi, Punjabi and several other dialects of North. It took script from Arabic while grammar was based on Hindi.
There are some states where it is still taught in schools.
King Akbar invent Urdu. Urdu is a mixture of lots of different languages, like arabic, sansakrit, persian and turkish.
Before Urdu, Persian(Farsi) was the official language of Indo-pak. I personally like Persian more than i like Urdu. Urdu itself does'nt have a proper History or what do you call it, Roots.
People from Dehli called ' Ahle Zuban' means they are masters in URdu.{not all of them today}






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