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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:16 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 04:40 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
TAAREEF KARANE ME bade hi le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHAIR jo bhi ho sabke fevr8 ho






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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 08:36 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 10:57 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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