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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:46 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A Bengali Doctor wants female patient to stick her tongue out!

says to her.........joban dikhao






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Bengali saying joban instead of zabaan (tongue), joban means jawaani or youth







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A Bengali Doctor wants female patient to stick her tongue out!

says to her.........joban dikhao

...good one...accented words Garoshery estore bhi jana hai......Rasssh mulai leine







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lol is say yaad aya.....one of my frnd's dad 's name is zaka so his bengali frnd says to him Jaka bhoui yeah gormi mai itna gormi aur sordi mai itna sordi kyun hota hai







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lol is say yaad aya.....one of my frnd's dad 's name is zaka so his bengali frnd says to him Jaka bhoui yeah gormi mai itna gormi aur sordi mai itna sordi kyun hota hai
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Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :

Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :

Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
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A: Keyhollo?

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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 10:22 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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Joban can also mean breasts....... Now you get it...






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