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Mar 16th, 2007, 12:28 PM
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Here are 10 corny jokes, so corny that you feel like laughing at the person who said the joke rather than the joke itself.
Here they are: - What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "Thats because I've cut off your arms!"
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"
- Where will a pizza move into? Pizza Hut!
- Lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Drunk walks up and says, "What are you doing in here with that pig?' Lady replies, "Sir, I'll have you let you know that is a duck!" "I was talking to the duck." the drunk replies.
- Why do they build fences around graveyards? Because everyone's dying to get in!
- Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.
- Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts.
- What do you call nuts hanging on your wall? Walnuts
- Two goldfish in a tank...one turns to the other and says...."do you know how to drive this thing?"
Can you keep the chain going? Post your own corn below!
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:46 AM
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How do you make an 'egg roll' ?
You push it,
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slim mo
How do you make an 'egg roll' ?
You push it,
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hehehe lol
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 06:01 AM
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lol.....
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 06:58 AM
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1 and 7 is funny 
why was the tomatoe blushing?
because he saw the salad dressing. 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:45 AM
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great stuff. keep going. im gonna make another post with another 10 corny jokes soon!
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:22 PM
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LOL! Ur jokes are very funny!
Who did the monster take with him to the disco party?
His ghoul-friend!!!
Patient: Doctor Doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains!
Dr: Pull yourself together then!
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:28 PM
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which room in your house ghosts are most afraid off?
the living room.
blind faith = blind followers
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:54 PM
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I have posted this here b4 .. but what the heck .. ill do it again
how does one milk greet the other milk?
wats up doodh!
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:57 PM
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dude ka dude waala daant toot gaya 
~.~Ajee roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamain paayiegaa :)~.~
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:58 PM
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dude waale ne dude main paani milaya
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Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:06 PM
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Mar 23rd, 2007, 07:00 AM
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lalla lalla lori
dude ki katori
dude main batasha
dude kare tamasha
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Mar 23rd, 2007, 09:02 AM
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lol,nice jokes
You can not change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.
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Mar 23rd, 2007, 10:01 AM
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lolzz...I liked the fish one...will tell my daughter...she'll love it 
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future."
Γ’β¬β Kathleen Norris
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Mar 23rd, 2007, 11:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HallaGulla
lalla lalla lori
dude ki katori
dude main batasha
dude kare tamasha |
thanx God u dont know my name ..
otherwise u would have rhymed my name there as well
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Mar 23rd, 2007, 11:34 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Mar 23rd, 2007, 07:48 PM
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what goes green and red at a touch of a button
kermit in a blender!
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Mar 24th, 2007, 06:03 AM
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''Whats up doodh''
Lolz
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Mar 24th, 2007, 06:07 AM
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KNOCK KNOCK !!!
Who's there ?
Cows go ....
Cows go who
Cows go moo, not whoo
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