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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 01:24 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Man: My Wife is missing !














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Man:Kya Karon Khushi K Maaray Kuch Samjh Nahi Aa Raha !







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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 01:33 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 03:42 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 02:09 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Man: My Wife is missing !














Postmaster:Bhai Yeh Post office hai,police station jaa kar report likhwao









Man:Kya Karon Khushi K Maaray Kuch Samjh Nahi Aa Raha !
What if She is in the Mall Shopping, sub khushi bund!......






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Old Apr 6th, 2007, 06:15 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 6th, 2007, 06:46 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 6th, 2007, 09:54 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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ps: How come jokes like that are about wives only?






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Old Apr 7th, 2007, 03:01 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 12:31 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 12:48 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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haha lonnnnerrrrr..








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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 02:24 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 06:55 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 07:06 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:36 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 12:12 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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yeh^^^agree why jokes abt wives only?

Lets post sum jokes abt guys too!!!






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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 08:13 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 09:15 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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