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Apr 11th, 2007, 12:34 PM
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WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
it's the heart afraid of dying, that never learns to dance; It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance; It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give; And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.
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Apr 11th, 2007, 12:36 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 6, 2003 - 11:08 pm
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Lol
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Apr 11th, 2007, 12:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Apr 11th, 2007, 02:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 - 6:59 am
Location: Lahore
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GooD 
Fitrat Meri Ishq'o'Muhabbat - Kismat Meri Tanhaai
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Apr 13th, 2007, 10:41 AM
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Moderator Cafe', London Forum
Join Date: Aug 28, 2006 - 8:38 am
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
  
Die.
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Apr 14th, 2007, 07:27 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
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Some r really funny! Lol
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Apr 19th, 2007, 08:39 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 17, 2006 - 2:32 am
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toooo much!!!!
~wo lutt jaye jo humse dil ko lagaye~
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Apr 19th, 2007, 08:42 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 8:59 am
Location: London
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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Apr 19th, 2007, 09:20 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
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Apr 19th, 2007, 09:24 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 16, 2007 - 3:24 pm
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"Adventures Are Us"
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Apr 26th, 2007, 05:23 AM
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mera chand
Join Date: Nov 8, 2005 - 1:47 pm
Location: River of Paradise
Posts: 2,529
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really funny...
Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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Apr 29th, 2007, 02:10 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sabriya786
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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The best. Good Sabi.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 2nd, 2007, 02:51 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2006 - 6:18 pm
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Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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May 2nd, 2007, 07:25 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 26, 2006 - 9:28 pm
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LOL
PAKISTAN not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other will share with us. Mohd. Ali Jinnah.
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