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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the
house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."






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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 07:26 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 07:45 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 09:41 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 09:42 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 06:11 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 09:08 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 26th, 2007, 05:12 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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cuz if they can't understand ur silence
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 07:34 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 08:03 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 28th, 2007, 02:30 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 29th, 2007, 12:34 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Heard it before but still nice.







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Old May 7th, 2007, 12:50 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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