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Apr 25th, 2007, 06:35 AM
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Recently got in a chain of e-mails:
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it...stop it now!
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....dhuuuppp.
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Boss : Where were you born ?
Santa : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab.
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Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why you are removing wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked--- Santa, what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day Santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Santa : Ya sure, do you want landline or mobile.
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur neeche gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen ke abhi aaya.
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato abb kaato, seb ke seb maroge!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is "all India Radio!"
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
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Janani janmabhoomisch, Swargadapi gariyasi (Words of Shri Ram in Ramayan)
("Heaven is not as dear to me as my mother and motherland")
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Apr 25th, 2007, 07:19 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
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some of them r really very funny. 
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Apr 25th, 2007, 09:37 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 - 12:28 am
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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Apr 25th, 2007, 09:44 AM
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Templar Knight
Join Date: Aug 1, 2005 - 5:00 am
Posts: 21,274
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
blind faith = blind followers
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Apr 25th, 2007, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 13, 2007 - 5:19 pm
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....... those are hilarious.....
zindagi haathon say jaaa rehi hai...... shaam say pehlay raat aa rahi hai....
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Apr 25th, 2007, 06:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 23, 2006 - 7:52 pm
Location: GTA, Canada
Posts: 873
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 hilarious stuff..
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Apr 25th, 2007, 07:31 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
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LOL :CareBear:
these are all new to me
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Apr 25th, 2007, 07:44 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
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hhahahah yea most of these i've never heard before...nice 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Apr 25th, 2007, 07:58 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 30, 2005 - 11:47 am
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nice 
Best things in life aren't things..
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Apr 25th, 2007, 09:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 26, 2006 - 9:28 pm
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LOL!
PAKISTAN not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other will share with us. Mohd. Ali Jinnah.
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Apr 26th, 2007, 04:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Apr 26th, 2007, 05:13 AM
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mera chand
Join Date: Nov 8, 2005 - 1:47 pm
Location: River of Paradise
Posts: 2,529
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very funny
Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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Apr 27th, 2007, 06:24 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 - 5:28 am
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nice
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Apr 29th, 2007, 12:44 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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Good good good.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Apr 29th, 2007, 02:35 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
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very good
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Apr 30th, 2007, 02:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2006 - 6:18 pm
Location: bool Gaya
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
This is really funny
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Apr 30th, 2007, 02:57 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2, 2006 - 2:37 pm
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hahahahaha,,,funny..
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May 1st, 2007, 04:01 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
Join Date: Jun 10, 2005 - 1:59 pm
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lolz.. at
april fool and
don't worry I have more .....
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 2nd, 2007, 08:20 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 16, 2007 - 8:38 pm
Location: i m living in my house
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A beautiful bird flys, U look up it ****s in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God cows do not fly
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May 3rd, 2007, 10:04 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 17, 2006 - 2:32 am
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felt good to laugh so much....thanks!!
~wo lutt jaye jo humse dil ko lagaye~
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