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Apr 28th, 2007, 10:14 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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There were three women ,.... red, .........brown,......and a blond ....that were stuck on a deserted island for 20 years ........and ..suddenly... they found a lamp, ....a jeanie suddenly came out of it and said that u have three wishes......... and since ur three ......than each of u may get 1 .........the red hair lady says ......that she misses her husband and her family .....and i want to go home........... buh , ......she is home.......... next the brown hair lady says ..........that she misses her job ,dog and boyfriend..........buh she 's there .......... next is the blonds turn. she is crying ........when the jeanie says why r u crying ? ..........she says i miss my friends.......... i wish my friends were here .......... buh the red hair and brown hair ,......lady come and they start there life again in the island.
(P.s.i wonder what they did with the blond). ..... 
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Apr 28th, 2007, 10:43 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Nice 
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Apr 28th, 2007, 04:53 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Poor blond .. i wonder if all blonds are like that .. mmm i wonder .. what they d do if they were in a situation like this / similar to this but in reality ...........
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Apr 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM
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it's the heart afraid of dying, that never learns to dance; It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance; It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give; And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.
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Apr 28th, 2007, 05:38 PM
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massive........now move out the way....."
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no need to get upset u said yours wasnt completely blond...
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Apr 28th, 2007, 09:48 PM
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Apr 28th, 2007, 09:51 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by massive
no need to get upset u said yours wasnt completely blond...
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Massive thanks for pointing out .... this thread by all means is not to attack .. sabriya786 .....
So no need to be Naraaz .. sabriya ji ...
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Apr 29th, 2007, 12:32 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fbi786
Poor blond .. i wonder if all blonds are like that .. mmm i wonder .. what they d do if they were in a situation like this / similar to this but in reality ...........
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You sadist.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Apr 29th, 2007, 12:36 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Light Bearer
You sadist. |
Am not ........ am just stating the possibilities ... and harkats of blonds ...
blond sirf ... khoobsoorat hoti hein ..dimaagh ... un ka ghutnon mein hota hai .... (or maybe not) ..........
oh btw .. this thread is in the joke section ... so no one take it offensive ...
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Apr 29th, 2007, 12:38 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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Yeah as they in Karachi "harkat mein barkat".
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Apr 29th, 2007, 12:44 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Light Bearer
Yeah as they in Karachi "harkat mein barkat".
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but good harkats is barkat not .. when it shows ur shatoopad ...
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Apr 29th, 2007, 05:39 PM
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HR Sweetness
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it just goes to show that blondes are dumb  zabardast  joke
They said: Glory be to You! We have no knowledge except what You have taught us. You are the All-Knowing, the All-Wise. ( Surat al-Baqara, 2:32)
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May 1st, 2007, 03:58 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Originally Posted by sweetu
it just goes to show that blondes are dumb zabardast joke |
Lekin sab arent dumb as they seem ...... there are some ..'clever' ones ..... i can gurantee you ....
like this one .... *oh forget it* .... 
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May 3rd, 2007, 03:59 AM
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mera chand
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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