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Apr 29th, 2007, 03:05 AM
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Once a sardar g saw a very beautyful lady in Bazar ans said...Wah kitni sohni hai...
Kaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhh............................. .................................. 
His Friend: Kash kia ?
Sardar: Kash ya meri Maa hoti
Friend: Woh kiyon ?
Sardar: Fir mein bhi itna sohna hota
Fitrat Meri Ishq'o'Muhabbat - Kismat Meri Tanhaai
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Apr 29th, 2007, 03:09 AM
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Sardarji on KBC
Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Sardar is tensed.
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A But Sardar is still confused)
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..
Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Sardar is even more confused.
Sardar: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Sardar : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.
Amitabh Bachchan Shocked !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan
Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
Receiving reply from JAYA, Amitabh Bachan faints..
GUESS WHY?
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Jaya Bachchan ask's him "What are the options?"
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Apr 29th, 2007, 04:57 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Apr 29th, 2007, 05:02 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Lol 
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Apr 29th, 2007, 10:07 AM
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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Apr 29th, 2007, 10:08 AM
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Apr 29th, 2007, 11:51 AM
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The Pink Panther
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HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAH
omgggggggggggg LOLLLLL 
High Five aabla, mannnnnnn now THAT was some MAXIMUM OWNAGE on the Bachan Family....I like. 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Apr 29th, 2007, 11:56 AM
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Lol good one
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Apr 29th, 2007, 01:01 PM
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Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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Apr 29th, 2007, 02:31 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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Apr 29th, 2007, 05:04 PM
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Hehehehe...
PAKISTAN not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other will share with us. Mohd. Ali Jinnah.
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Apr 30th, 2007, 12:18 PM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Apr 30th, 2007, 02:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aabla_pa
Sardarji on KBC
Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Sardar is tensed.
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A But Sardar is still confused)
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..
Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Sardar is even more confused.
Sardar: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Sardar : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.
Amitabh Bachchan Shocked !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan
Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
Receiving reply from JAYA, Amitabh Bachan faints..
GUESS WHY?
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this is very very nice joke i have never heard
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Apr 30th, 2007, 03:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lakkis25
this is very very nice joke i have never heard
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Really
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May 1st, 2007, 06:55 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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Great new joke man.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 3rd, 2007, 04:05 AM
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mera chand
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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