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Apr 30th, 2007, 03:01 PM
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[FONT=Courier New]Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a
Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this
conversation:
John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims there."
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with Muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with Muslims!"
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really
mad....)
John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with Muslims!!"
Frustrated, the Pakistani Guy turns around and says;
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!" [/FONT]
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Apr 30th, 2007, 03:03 PM
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massive........now move out the way....."
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:biggthumb lol.....
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Apr 30th, 2007, 03:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EEMAAN
[FONT=Courier New]Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a
Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this
conversation:
John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims there."
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with Muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with Muslims!"
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really
mad....)
John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with Muslims!!"
Frustrated, the Pakistani Guy turns around and says;
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!" [/FONT]
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Really ??? 
Fitrat Meri Ishq'o'Muhabbat - Kismat Meri Tanhaai
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Apr 30th, 2007, 04:40 PM
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zarqawi kya heaven main hain??
Terrorist: Love of the Afterlife...Contempt for This One
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Apr 30th, 2007, 10:50 PM
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Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club
( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)
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May 1st, 2007, 12:39 AM
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Hehehehehe
PAKISTAN not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other will share with us. Mohd. Ali Jinnah.
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May 1st, 2007, 12:42 AM
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Didnt get it 
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future."
— Kathleen Norris
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May 1st, 2007, 12:44 AM
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 1st, 2007, 06:51 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chintu_bhopali
zarqawi kya heaven main hain??
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Chill yaar, its just a joke.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 1st, 2007, 08:07 AM
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good reply.............
Don't worry be happy.........
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May 1st, 2007, 11:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chintu_bhopali
zarqawi kya heaven main hain??
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LOLSSSSSSSSSSS,,it is just a joke,,aap isay serious kion lay rahay hain..
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May 1st, 2007, 03:14 PM
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Zindabad
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May 1st, 2007, 03:47 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chintu_bhopali
zarqawi kya heaven main hain??
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Naheen ...woh INDIA main heay.....
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 2nd, 2007, 08:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Antumul alona
Naheen ...woh INDIA main heay.....
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LOL..
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May 2nd, 2007, 11:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Antumul alona
Naheen ...woh INDIA main heay.....
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This was unnecessary antumul.
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May 2nd, 2007, 11:27 AM
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hahhah thats cute!~
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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May 2nd, 2007, 07:57 PM
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The Pink Panther
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hahahaha
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 2nd, 2007, 08:54 PM
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not bad but I believe this joke or a slightly different version has been posted here before
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May 3rd, 2007, 03:53 AM
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mera chand
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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May 8th, 2007, 08:33 PM
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WOHOOOO!
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