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May 1st, 2007, 01:18 AM
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this old sardar who used to be a hunter at his young age is very old and now wants his son to take his place as a hunter.
SARDAR: son, if you go deep in the jungle, very deep, and suddenly you encounter a lion right in front of you... wt will you do?
SON: I don't know.
SARDAR: I'll tell you... take one step towards the lion and the lion will take 2 steps toward you..
SON: ok then
SARDAR: then get alittle bit more closer to him until when you come face to face with the lion then right away, bend down pick SH*t up and throw it on his face then run like hell....
SON: dad, how the heck I will find SH*T at that moment ?
SARDAR: sonnnn ,,, if you come across a lion that close, it will automatically come out of your pant....
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May 1st, 2007, 01:58 AM
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Senior Member
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HaHa 
Fitrat Meri Ishq'o'Muhabbat - Kismat Meri Tanhaai
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May 1st, 2007, 03:50 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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May 1st, 2007, 06:49 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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LOL.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 1st, 2007, 08:08 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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May 1st, 2007, 08:30 PM
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yeah good
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May 1st, 2007, 10:44 PM
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The Pakistani Brain
Join Date: Sep 24, 1998 - 6:00 am
Location: Dubai, UAE (since 06-2006)
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Hahahaha. That's a good one. 
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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May 2nd, 2007, 12:35 AM
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Senior Member
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 3rd, 2007, 04:09 PM
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yup!
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