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Old May 1st, 2007, 09:30 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Courtesy of former guppy Queer. He told me this on MSN and I liked it so much I thought I'd share it with you all. And he said it is especially dedicated to the Cafeites (oo! )

Q: What do you call the guy who owns all the cows in Arabia?

A: The milk sheikh

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHA i love it i love it.







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Old May 1st, 2007, 10:11 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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camels! not cows.






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Old May 2nd, 2007, 12:37 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old May 2nd, 2007, 01:06 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old May 2nd, 2007, 02:35 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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glad u didnt pass it off as your own creation

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Old May 2nd, 2007, 04:34 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old May 2nd, 2007, 10:13 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old May 2nd, 2007, 10:57 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Queer is alive?
the joke aint funny btw. Please convey him that message from me







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Old May 2nd, 2007, 12:31 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old May 2nd, 2007, 04:59 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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glad u didnt pass it off as your own creation

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I never fail to give the proper credentials

Dutch Paki - yea Queer is alive and kickin'. I'll tell him you said that but I don't think he's gonna like the fact that you didn't find his joke funny.






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Old May 3rd, 2007, 01:09 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old May 4th, 2007, 02:09 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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i dont remember this joke. phatima been smokin stuff again.






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Old May 4th, 2007, 02:44 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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glad u didnt pass it off as your own creation

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I think its phatima's own creation but now she has lost confidence to own it.






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i dont remember this joke. phatima been smokin stuff again.
here you go. I just said that






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Old May 4th, 2007, 04:31 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Queerface, who let you out of your cage? :O

KA don't hate man. I was so tempted to pass it off as my own creation and receive all the glory.






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Courtesy of former guppy Queer. He told me this on MSN and I liked it so much I thought I'd share it with you all. And he said it is especially dedicated to the Cafeites (oo! )

Q: What do you call the guy who owns all the cows in Arabia?

A: The milk sheikh

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHA i love it i love it.
I would have laughed if the answer would be

The Milking Sheikh.






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Old May 4th, 2007, 07:57 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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^ That would defeat the whole purpose of the joke which was supposed to make the answer sound like "milk shake"...so what the heck is a "milking shake"?






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Old May 6th, 2007, 01:50 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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i dont get it ?






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Old May 6th, 2007, 05:30 AM   #19 (permalink)  
 
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Thats what I am saying The Milk Sheikh ... (The Milk Shake) doesn't make most of people laugh. I am sure if this joke is told in a gathering people may start looking at each others faces rather than laughing.






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Old May 6th, 2007, 05:33 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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Haha I found this is sooo funny!







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