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Old May 2nd, 2007, 01:00 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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2 soldiers captured a prison and gave him a dice. And said "throw it, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill u"

Prisoner : "what if i get 6?"

Soldiers : "kabhi LUDO nahi khela hai kia? u throw the dice again"








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Old May 3rd, 2007, 12:56 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 3rd, 2007, 12:59 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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kuch fiker nahee sub pe mussebat ki gharee hai
dauzakh mai hai dunya, iseeey jannat kee paree hai
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

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