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May 2nd, 2007, 09:54 PM
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The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-room mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)---an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it you said you had become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... A Prostitute Dad, ... sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant!!! Come here and give your old man a hug."
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May 2nd, 2007, 09:56 PM
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LOL - HAHAHA
PAKISTAN not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other will share with us. Mohd. Ali Jinnah.
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May 2nd, 2007, 10:06 PM
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Channel Manager Hangout
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SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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May 2nd, 2007, 10:29 PM
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May 2nd, 2007, 11:50 PM
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TOUBA HAI,,,:  :
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May 3rd, 2007, 12:55 AM
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 3rd, 2007, 03:22 AM
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Hahahaha...... Good one.
could have been best, avoiding religious references.
Janani janmabhoomisch, Swargadapi gariyasi (Words of Shri Ram in Ramayan)
("Heaven is not as dear to me as my mother and motherland")
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May 3rd, 2007, 03:57 AM
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mera chand
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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May 7th, 2007, 12:41 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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:ganday bahcay:
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 13th, 2007, 04:51 AM
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rofl
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May 13th, 2007, 06:32 AM
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May 15th, 2007, 11:09 AM
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May 15th, 2007, 12:29 PM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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May 16th, 2007, 04:11 PM
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Meow
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umm you wish!
I am sure prostitute make this much 
What good am I if i can't be me.
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