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Old May 3rd, 2007, 11:28 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.


When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like
it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for
a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not
find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a

local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow
you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other
truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He
was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife,
a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after
sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died
horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible.
But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother
asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains
immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the
same dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and
this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood
stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the
clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone
knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old
lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked
the girl.
She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

"This is Nirma Washing Powder"

"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma

Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand nirama

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma"

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Old May 3rd, 2007, 05:13 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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not funny






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Old May 3rd, 2007, 06:06 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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not funny
Exactly. Its soooo funny, its not even funny.






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Old May 3rd, 2007, 08:23 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Asif, pls let me know the address on which I should send you the bill for the time I spent reading this.







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Old May 3rd, 2007, 10:27 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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what the hell? i don't even get it.







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heheh that was funny






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Old May 4th, 2007, 02:59 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old May 4th, 2007, 07:38 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old May 4th, 2007, 07:42 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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