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May 4th, 2007, 01:46 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.
"If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"
"Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge."
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!"
"I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them."
"But, I did send them."
"What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously.
"Yes. That's how we won the case."
"I don't understand," said the lawyer.
"It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 4th, 2007, 02:54 AM
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Senior Member
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May 4th, 2007, 10:01 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 - 12:28 am
Location: Dubai
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 4th, 2007, 12:12 PM
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You will be among the successful if you truly believe
Join Date: Jun 10, 2005 - 1:59 pm
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This is one of the most intellectually inspired ones I have read here so far... 
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 5th, 2007, 09:33 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 17, 2006 - 2:32 am
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LOL!!
~wo lutt jaye jo humse dil ko lagaye~
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May 5th, 2007, 09:51 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 23, 2006 - 7:43 pm
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AY
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May 5th, 2007, 10:29 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 3, 2004 - 6:51 pm
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Oh well. *shrugs*
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May 5th, 2007, 12:04 PM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
Location: The Enchanted Woods!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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May 5th, 2007, 12:11 PM
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Moderator Cafe', London Forum
Join Date: Aug 28, 2006 - 8:38 am
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Die.
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May 5th, 2007, 11:42 PM
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WOHOOOO!
Join Date: Jun 12, 2006 - 2:02 pm
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May 5th, 2007, 11:57 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 18, 2007 - 6:39 am
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May 6th, 2007, 12:03 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
Join Date: Oct 8, 2006 - 11:22 am
Location: ~ Jaan Kay Dill Mein ~
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bigazzy ..can u inro yourself u seem to be new here .. u have no reppoints and u only have 9 posts so i assume ur new ..
so where u from?
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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May 6th, 2007, 12:06 AM
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massive........now move out the way....."
Join Date: Jan 20, 2007 - 6:18 pm
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hes from the north pole capital london qareeb bolochistan.........
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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May 6th, 2007, 06:42 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
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Very good
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May 6th, 2007, 10:50 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 - 5:01 pm
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don t fall in love with those who make you cry fall in love with does who make you smile
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