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May 4th, 2007, 02:25 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.
The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.
After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 4th, 2007, 08:41 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 25, 2006 - 3:08 pm
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:biggthumb
-= Love For All, Hatred For None -=
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May 4th, 2007, 09:01 AM
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$@j@n k! d33w@n!
Join Date: Nov 10, 2006 - 12:42 pm
Location: *h@r j@g@*lekin k@h!n bh! n@h!*
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 waise i had heard this b4 
Us Ka Milna Hee Muqadar Main Na Tha Warna,
Hum Ne Kya kuch Nahin Khoya USEY Paney K Liye
LoVฃ 0NlY HapP3N$ OnC3.. Rฃ$t 1$ Ju$t l!fฃ.. :)
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May 4th, 2007, 09:16 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 - 12:28 am
Location: Dubai
Posts: 1,874
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 7th, 2007, 04:57 AM
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mera chand
Join Date: Nov 8, 2005 - 1:47 pm
Location: River of Paradise
Posts: 2,529
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lol...
Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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May 7th, 2007, 11:20 AM
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You will be among the successful if you truly believe
Join Date: Jun 10, 2005 - 1:59 pm
Location: USA
Posts: 4,719
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Typical western societal issues...
fornicators...
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 7th, 2007, 01:53 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 3, 2006 - 11:39 am
Location: Philly
Posts: 600
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hahahhahahahhahaha :biggthumb
Youth is wasted on the young.
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May 7th, 2007, 01:57 PM
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Meow
Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 - 12:58 am
Location: Gareeb Khana
Posts: 2,327
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Antumul alona
Typical western societal issues...
fornicators...
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it is a JOKE...for God's sake!
What good am I if i can't be me.
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May 7th, 2007, 02:06 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 28, 2006 - 7:50 pm
Location: Home Sweet Home
Posts: 2,396
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Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future."
รขโฌโ Kathleen Norris
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May 7th, 2007, 02:41 PM
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You will be among the successful if you truly believe
Join Date: Jun 10, 2005 - 1:59 pm
Location: USA
Posts: 4,719
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidra54
it is a JOKE...for God's sake!
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So was mine... 
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