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May 6th, 2007, 06:37 PM
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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him."What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 17th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says,
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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May 7th, 2007, 12:04 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 17, 2006 - 9:17 pm
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
LOVE IS NOT ONLY MADE FOR LOVERS IT,S ALSO FOR FRIENDS WHO LOVE EACH OTHER BETTER THEN LOVERS
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May 7th, 2007, 12:50 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 - 12:28 am
Location: Dubai
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I think i read it earlier here
any way
I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 7th, 2007, 05:01 AM
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mera chand
Join Date: Nov 8, 2005 - 1:47 pm
Location: River of Paradise
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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May 7th, 2007, 11:13 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
Location: The Enchanted Woods!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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May 7th, 2007, 11:15 AM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
Join Date: Jun 10, 2005 - 1:59 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him."What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 17th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says,
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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nice one ....although already posted recently... 
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