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Old May 7th, 2007, 12:00 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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a sardar visis the hospital, in the waiting room he sees another sardar crying...

1st sardar: Why are you crying?
2nd sardar: I came for a blood test.
1st sardar: So?
2nd sardar: They cut my finger...

The first sardar starts crying...
2nd sardar: Why are you crying?
1st sardar: I came for a urine test!







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Old May 7th, 2007, 11:22 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 7th, 2007, 01:48 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old May 8th, 2007, 04:36 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..

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Old May 8th, 2007, 05:09 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old May 8th, 2007, 05:31 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old May 8th, 2007, 05:40 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old May 8th, 2007, 06:43 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old May 14th, 2007, 06:40 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Yaar Joke was nice but bohot behuda he iss ko yaha show nahi karna chahye tha, anyway

Then How is 1st sardar still alive?????????????????






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Old May 15th, 2007, 09:57 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Laddo kha k pachtanay k liye beqarar
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Old May 21st, 2007, 10:26 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Speak less to people U love the most...
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they can never understand ur words...
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