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May 7th, 2007, 04:09 PM
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Man goes to his doctor to get the results of a blood test. Doctor says to him I have good news and I have bad news.
Man say, give me the bad news first doc. Doctor says I got your results back and you have gangrene in both your legs. We are going to have to cut off both your legs.
Man says so what is the good news doc?
Doctors says, I have found someone who wants to buy your shoes!
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May 7th, 2007, 05:02 PM
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Okayyyyy.....
if you like that one then here is another....
A man goes into the hospital to get checked for pain in one of his legs. The doctor examines him and tell him that he has to get one of his legs chopped off to live.
After the operation the doctor comes to him when he awakes and tells him that there is good news and bad news.
So the man yells" Give me the bad news first doc.. what have I got to lose, I already lost one leg.."
The doctor says " I am sorry but we made a mistake and cut off the wrong leg..."
The man almost faints and then remembers that there was good news...says "so what is the good news..?"
Doctor : "your other leg is getting better"....
ho haha....
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May 8th, 2007, 05:46 AM
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Haha...
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May 8th, 2007, 06:07 AM
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May 8th, 2007, 12:02 PM
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Lets add another one...
Lawyer: I have a good news and a bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130! 
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May 8th, 2007, 10:54 PM
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May 9th, 2007, 06:27 AM
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Lol 
But there is one thing, Gangrene is never detected by blood test!
It can be seen as a necrosed part of the body.
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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May 9th, 2007, 12:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Antumul alona
Okayyyyy.....
if you like that one then here is another....
A man goes into the hospital to get checked for pain in one of his legs. The doctor examines him and tell him that he has to get one of his legs chopped off to live.
After the operation the doctor comes to him when he awakes and tells him that there is good news and bad news.
So the man yells" Give me the bad news first doc.. what have I got to lose, I already lost one leg.."
The doctor says " I am sorry but we made a mistake and cut off the wrong leg..."
The man almost faints and then remembers that there was good news...says "so what is the good news..?"
Doctor : "your other leg is getting better"....
ho haha....
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Ouch...... 
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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May 9th, 2007, 12:22 PM
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Now a bad and worse news: 
Doctor called his patient: I have a bad and a worse news for you.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient (shocked): What could be worse than that?
Doctor: I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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May 9th, 2007, 02:23 PM
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