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ITs funny i found it on internet
How to tell where they're from by how they drive
* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
* One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California.
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in
lap: Los Angeles
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Italy
* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
mind on game: Seattle
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
bag out the window: Texas city male
* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily
at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind
curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail
to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering
the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female
* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving
35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida
With faith, discipline and selfless devotion to duty, there is nothing worthwhile that you cannot achieve. Jinnah
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