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Old May 7th, 2007, 08:20 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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ITs funny i found it on internet
How to tell where they're from by how they drive

* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
* One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California.
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in
lap: Los Angeles
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Italy
* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
mind on game: Seattle
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
bag out the window: Texas city male
* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily
at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind
curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail
to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering
the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female
* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving
35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida







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Old May 7th, 2007, 11:28 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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aww what a shame, nothing about us jersians. but then again that might tell us that we're good drivers







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Old May 8th, 2007, 03:52 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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At least we have cars and roads in california, you guys in arizona still riding one mules and still get speeding tickets :P

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Old May 8th, 2007, 04:14 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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I can always tell if a driver in front of me is desi. They usually drive 20 miles less than the posted speed limit. Not all of them do but the ones who do are almost always either desis or elderly whites in their 90s.







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