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May 9th, 2007, 06:49 AM
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George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting… read on
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s Happening?Condi:Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
George: Great. Tell me all about it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And the get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 9th, 2007, 06:54 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Lolz.....
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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May 9th, 2007, 07:10 AM
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Oh well. *shrugs*
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May 9th, 2007, 07:48 AM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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yoW......
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 9th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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This on youtube too... Look for hu bush china... and I think you'll find it..
Watch what you eat tonight....it might burn your ass tomorrow!
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May 9th, 2007, 03:33 PM
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Meow
Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 - 12:58 am
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they are using this bit in Rush Hour 3.... 
What good am I if i can't be me.
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May 9th, 2007, 06:35 PM
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thanks for posting
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May 9th, 2007, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Nov 15, 2006 - 9:35 am
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hmm brain teaser........isn't it lolzzz
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May 10th, 2007, 12:04 PM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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