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Old May 9th, 2007, 06:52 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.The ghost says, “Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you arethree, I will allow one wish each”So the eager senior manager shouted, “I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.” Pfufffff. and he was gone.Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.” Pfufffff. and he was also gone.The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back in the office afterlunch at 12.35pm.”
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: “ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST”


LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,”Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”"Certainly,” said the young executive.He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.”Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. “I just need one copy.”
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: “NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING”







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Old May 9th, 2007, 07:51 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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that young exec is in deep sh*t....







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Old May 10th, 2007, 05:40 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Poor juniors







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Old May 10th, 2007, 06:22 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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LMAOOOOOO @ shredder

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Old May 10th, 2007, 07:18 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old May 11th, 2007, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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