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May 11th, 2007, 10:05 AM
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Sardar : Putar tu paper vich 80% number lenay
Putar : Don't worry, ma 100% lavan ga
Sardar : Kanjar mazaq karda hai meray nal
Putar : Pahley kis kanjar nay mazaq shuru kita sii....
Another one:
Aik sardar doosray sardar saY
Yaar, tu apni biwi nu talaq kyon diti?
doosra sardar:"shaadi meray naal kiti tay bachay bhagwan kolon mangdi hai."
Sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya. Usne khol k dekha to andar ek mra hua CHOOHA mila.
yeh dekh kay sardar gusse say bola:Ey lo, chalay ga kaisey, singer hi mara para hai." Lolz...
Enough today, more next time,
Umer
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May 11th, 2007, 10:10 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Lolz... @ kanjar ...
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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May 11th, 2007, 11:50 AM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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tawbah yaar....
no 2 and 3 are too much...
 
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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May 11th, 2007, 09:21 PM
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Senior Member
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Hahahaha...
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May 11th, 2007, 10:50 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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lolz @ no. 1 and 2 
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May 12th, 2007, 05:10 AM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 1, 2005 - 11:22 am
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Here are some more,
A typical Sardar grabs a coin, flips it the air and says:
"Heads," I go to sleep; "Tails," I watch a movie; If it stands on the edge, I'll go to study.
Anther one:
Aik sardar doosray sardar say: Oye, apnay abbay day samnay smoke karda hai."
Doosra sardar: "ki hoya! Abba hi hay, koi petrol pump tay nahi."
Finally,
Sardar is sitting in the helicopter. He asks the pilot to turn off the AC since he's feeling cold. The pilot says,"Ok." So the AC is turned off.
Sardar goes, "I'm still cold. Where's the fan switch." The pilot says "here."
The Sardar "turns the fan off." And they both go Ahhhhhh........
Cheers!
Umer
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May 12th, 2007, 06:34 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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the last one.
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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