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May 11th, 2007, 11:20 AM
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Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you." 
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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May 11th, 2007, 11:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lakkis25
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you." |
hmm,
Laught as much as u breath and Love as long as u live
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May 11th, 2007, 11:45 AM
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You will be among the successful
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lolz..
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May 11th, 2007, 08:37 PM
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Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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May 11th, 2007, 09:08 PM
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lol
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May 11th, 2007, 10:47 PM
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heard it before but thanks anyways
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May 12th, 2007, 06:54 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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May 12th, 2007, 08:15 AM
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LOL
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
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May 12th, 2007, 02:34 PM
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lol
I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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May 17th, 2007, 01:02 AM
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Laddo kha k pachtanay k liye beqarar
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May 17th, 2007, 01:19 AM
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lolxx
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May 17th, 2007, 05:00 AM
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NICE
Love is unconditional, relationships are not BeInG lOn3lY sId
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May 18th, 2007, 04:59 AM
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hahahahaha
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May 18th, 2007, 07:11 AM
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Liz taylor though Balls had a great sense of humor and invited him to her home
Her home had pond and there were ducks wading around...Balls was impressed he wanted to praise it - but did not know what the birds were called in english so he says
'You have really beatiful buttocks'
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May 19th, 2007, 06:35 PM
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Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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May 19th, 2007, 06:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bitter
Liz taylor though Balls had a great sense of humor and invited him to her home
Her home had pond and there were ducks wading around...Balls was impressed he wanted to praise it - but did not know what the birds were called in english so he says
'You have really beatiful buttocks'
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lol
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