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May 11th, 2007, 11:25 AM
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Senior Member
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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh
today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks."
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!"
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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May 11th, 2007, 05:35 PM
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Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club
( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)
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May 11th, 2007, 09:09 PM
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Haha..
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May 14th, 2007, 06:23 AM
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nice yaar
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May 14th, 2007, 07:10 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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May 14th, 2007, 10:40 AM
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Senior Member
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haii rabaaa
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May 14th, 2007, 12:09 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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May 14th, 2007, 01:01 PM
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Sardar Ji is a legend!
Is it the same guy in all these situations?
Oh well. *shrugs*
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May 15th, 2007, 09:59 AM
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Laddo kha k pachtanay k liye beqarar
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May 15th, 2007, 11:04 AM
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Senior Member
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May 15th, 2007, 04:15 PM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Lol 
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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May 15th, 2007, 07:08 PM
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The Pink Panther
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 15th, 2007, 07:31 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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what a joey ...........lolz
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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May 16th, 2007, 12:27 AM
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I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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