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May 11th, 2007, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 14, 2005 - 9:24 pm
Posts: 1,950
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty. We iron - they wrinkle.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
something abt me
meri khuwahishaat (wants) bahut chouti hain......
par kia karain woh bhi puri nahin hoti.....
~'***if u love sum 1 let dem go if day cum bk its ment 2 b***'~
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May 11th, 2007, 12:53 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 28, 2005 - 5:00 am
Location: New York
Posts: 9,193
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i like the idea of a handcuffed man
"Are you Laiiiiike .....Chaaicking me Aoout?"
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May 11th, 2007, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 22, 2007 - 4:47 pm
Location: NY/NJ
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Dil ko khush rakhnay kay liyea Ghalib yeah khayel accha hai..
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May 11th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 24, 2007 - 5:39 am
Location: somewhere in heaven
Posts: 8,258
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lol
Laught as much as u breath and Love as long as u live
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May 11th, 2007, 05:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2006 - 9:03 am
Location: Yorkshire, UK
Posts: 3,858
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May 11th, 2007, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 1, 2006 - 2:28 pm
Location: isb,Pak
Posts: 3,415
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hahah funnyy 
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
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May 11th, 2007, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Sep 26, 2006 - 9:28 pm
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lol
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May 11th, 2007, 11:02 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
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lolz... @ 1
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