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May 12th, 2007, 04:37 PM
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A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "WTF do you want?"
The man smiled,
then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, PIA!"
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May 12th, 2007, 05:27 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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this joke is technically wrong 
PIA ki khawateen mezbaan itni Suthree angraizi nahi bool sakteeN 
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May 12th, 2007, 05:31 PM
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 PIA air host(esse)s 
LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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May 12th, 2007, 07:10 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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Yeah the attitude of some of these airhostesses when you ask them for something is like ley phar, kha, pee mar!
Last edited by GoldenAsif; May 13th, 2007 at 06:36 AM..
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May 12th, 2007, 07:43 PM
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James_Bhaand: 'Suthree angraizi'???!!!! hmm.... What makes you think that was not translated for your benefit only!!!!
GoldenAsif: LOL. Only if you're lucky enough to actually get what you asked for... otherwise just the last bit.....pee(in toilet) and mar (in your seat)...or the other way round...as if they care!!!
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May 12th, 2007, 08:54 PM
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The Pink Panther
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif
Yeah the attitude of some of these airhostesses when you ask them for something is like ley parh, kha, pee mar!
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 12th, 2007, 10:42 PM
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comments are funnier than the joke 
Best things in life aren't things..
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May 12th, 2007, 11:34 PM
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altho it was a long joke.. wasn't that bad
but on a side note... PIA has drasticallly improved their customer service in all departments.
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May 13th, 2007, 07:49 PM
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like they say yu ****ing with me !!
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May 13th, 2007, 08:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif
Yeah the attitude of some of these airhostesses when you ask them for something is like ley phar, kha, pee mar!
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^Hahahahahaha -- GA that was so funny i still cant stop laughing, i remember when we were travelling with PIA and asked for a coke instead the woman put a sprite ka can infront of us and said meray paas eh he bacha hai chahyeh toh lay lo  as if she was the one who paid for my ticket...
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May 18th, 2007, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lazybones
James_Bhaand: 'Suthree angraizi'???!!!! hmm.... What makes you think that was not translated for your benefit only!!!!
GoldenAsif: LOL. Only if you're lucky enough to actually get what you asked for... otherwise just the last bit.....pee(in toilet) and mar (in your seat)...or the other way round...as if they care!!!
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May be, she might have said, Khasmaa nu khaa - kee kehna ay minnu?
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May 18th, 2007, 02:57 PM
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LOL...
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May 18th, 2007, 08:20 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Wow I've never had a rude air hostess.....
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May 19th, 2007, 06:37 PM
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the passengers of PIA are tons ruder than the attendants
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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May 20th, 2007, 06:03 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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