Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet PlungerCaution: Do not use near power lines

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children

Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping

Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use

Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap

Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant Use only on underarms

Zantac 75 Do not take if allergic to zantac

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

EarplugsThese ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire
Pepper SprayCaution: Never aim spray at your own eyes

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition

Fix-a-Flat WARNING: Do not weld can to rim
Home Depot Treated Lumber Do not consume
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping
Road Sign Caution water on road during rain
Camera This camera will only work when film is inside
Road Sign Cemetery Road. Dead End
Church Parking Lot Sign Thou shalt not park
Children's Superman Costume Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
Silk Soy Milk Shake well and buy often
Air ConditionerCaution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows
Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body
Slush Puppy Cup This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap
Swanson TV Dinners This product must be cooked before eating
Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food
Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery