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Old May 24th, 2007, 05:41 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Annoying airline passenger
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: Click Here







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Old May 24th, 2007, 08:30 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 24th, 2007, 08:59 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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tight... i'll do that sometime !!






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Old May 25th, 2007, 03:03 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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ya u do it & then they will prosecute you for harassing passengers putting valuable lives in danger, creating panic & 10 more charges & you may end up 10 years in jail for playing this joke.

Welcome to real world's joke.






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Old May 25th, 2007, 06:18 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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What does it say in arabic?






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Old May 25th, 2007, 09:47 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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LOL.....







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Old May 25th, 2007, 06:35 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAH that's terrible omggg







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Old May 25th, 2007, 07:08 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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poor them eh







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Old May 25th, 2007, 07:47 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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yeah even yelling 'bomb' in a public area will get you jail

my sister bought this 'bong' from Mexico...and when i questioned her about it on the plane...she ended up saying...'huh? Bomb?"

I was like 'shut up"







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Old May 25th, 2007, 07:50 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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lol.......good one.....







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Old May 25th, 2007, 08:04 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old May 25th, 2007, 08:06 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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ive got a beard.... i think i wont try that.....lol.....






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Old May 25th, 2007, 08:22 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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^^ what a prank







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Old May 27th, 2007, 07:46 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old May 27th, 2007, 08:17 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old May 27th, 2007, 05:26 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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Arabic has no meaning..
funny though...







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Old May 27th, 2007, 05:32 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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i really like that one..........lol






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Old May 28th, 2007, 04:01 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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ive got a beard.... i think i wont try that.....lol.....
same here lol

but funny anyway ;D






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Fazool he.......






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