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May 24th, 2007, 09:08 PM
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The Pink Panther
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My friend told it to me today and I was laughing for like 10 minutes once I got it. 
Q: How do you get an elephant into Safeway?
A: You take the "S" out of "Safe", and the "F" out of "Way".
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 24th, 2007, 09:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phatima1
My friend told it to me today and I was laughing for like 10 minutes once I got it.
Q: How do you get an elephant into Safeway?
A: You take the "S" out of "Safe", and the "F" out of "Way".
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What the hell? There is no F in "way" 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 24th, 2007, 09:34 PM
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i GET IT 
oh my i GET IT
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May 24th, 2007, 09:37 PM
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The Pink Panther
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May 24th, 2007, 09:38 PM
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Oh, this is like one of those lame jokes that once my sister told me............read this fast, 10 times "There is no F in way" 
Jeez man, you little kids 
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May 24th, 2007, 09:41 PM
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The Pink Panther
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hahahahahah isn't it funny, though?
Okay now go try it on someone else. 
I tried it on my Dad it sounded sooo funny haha. He's like "oh... but there is no eff in vaay!"
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May 24th, 2007, 09:52 PM
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Stop picking on us older people  Go pick on Danny
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May 24th, 2007, 09:55 PM
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The Pink Panther
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uh...he is old?
jokingjokingjoking i swear i'm just joking danial if you're reading this, you're not old i praaaammise palfriend 
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May 25th, 2007, 02:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phatima1
My friend told it to me today and I was laughing for like 10 minutes once I got it.
Q: How do you get an elephant into Safeway?
A: You take the "S" out of "Safe", and the "F" out of "Way".
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Pretty old stuff,
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
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May 25th, 2007, 02:31 AM
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:S
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
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May 25th, 2007, 02:36 AM
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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May 25th, 2007, 06:26 AM
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May 25th, 2007, 09:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikra
Stop picking on us older people Go pick on Danny |
 old people have heart too you know 
blind faith = blind followers
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May 25th, 2007, 01:41 PM
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May 25th, 2007, 01:44 PM
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massive........now move out the way....."
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....lolzzzz..............
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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May 25th, 2007, 02:12 PM
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hahahaaa I knew another one like this, but don't remember it right now
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May 25th, 2007, 03:37 PM
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What does "F" stand for?
“Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE.” ~Aristotle
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May 25th, 2007, 04:47 PM
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x...The World Is Round, It Has No Point...x x...In a mad world only the mad are sane...x
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May 25th, 2007, 06:28 PM
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The Pink Panther
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Najim
Pretty old stuff,
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
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tough crowd.
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May 28th, 2007, 11:30 PM
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Not samajh mein aaying
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