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May 26th, 2007, 08:46 AM
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Moderator Voice Gallery, Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, RKS Forum
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Santa Banta SMS:
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
♥ AISHA loves MARIO, Super Mario! ♥
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May 26th, 2007, 09:09 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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 achay hain
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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May 26th, 2007, 09:16 AM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye
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where is hollowman
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May 26th, 2007, 09:35 AM
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Vice President Paklinks
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Shouldn't this thread be in jokes forum
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May 26th, 2007, 09:39 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aishaindubai
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
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Very good joke.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 26th, 2007, 12:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aishaindubai
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
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Santa kahin EMM ka bichra hua bhai tou nahi......jo qumm k mailey mein kho gaya tha 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 26th, 2007, 01:49 PM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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May 26th, 2007, 02:33 PM
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Senior Member
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 good jks
Khush raho apnay kharch pay
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May 26th, 2007, 02:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikra
Santa kahin EMM ka bichra hua bhai tou nahi......jo qumm k mailey mein kho gaya tha |
shikki yes u r my bro  remember 
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May 26th, 2007, 02:40 PM
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Senior Member
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I am NOT your bro  How many times do I have to tell you that? 
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May 26th, 2007, 02:43 PM
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Senior Member
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^ aww qumm k mailey mein khonay kay baad tou tum change hi ho gaye ho brother shikki 
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May 26th, 2007, 08:48 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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May 27th, 2007, 07:36 AM
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Senior Member
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NIce jokes..........
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Jun 11th, 2007, 03:15 AM
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Member
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thanks
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