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May 28th, 2007, 12:36 PM
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lol this is the sardar j i will post all the sardar jokes here
ok
A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
ok i dont know if this one is allowed or not but this is funny
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT
a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
♥ AISHA loves MARIO, Super Mario! ♥
Last edited by phatima; May 28th, 2007 at 08:04 PM..
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May 28th, 2007, 02:43 PM
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The Grim Reaper
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Quote:
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ok i dont know if this one is allowed or not but this is funny
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT
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Naughty naughty. 
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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May 28th, 2007, 08:04 PM
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The Pink Panther
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Aisha, please do not post 3 or more consecutive replies. It is considered flooding. If you fail to comply with this policy, you will be shot. 
Okay just kidding. :]
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 28th, 2007, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aishaindubai
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT
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This is funny 
Quote:
Originally Posted by phatima1
It is considered flooding. If you fail to comply with this policy, you will be shot.
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This is funnier 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 28th, 2007, 09:03 PM
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 funny
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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May 28th, 2007, 10:00 PM
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Templar Knight
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Aisha, please do not post 3 or more consecutive replies. It is considered flooding. If you fail to comply with this policy, you will be shot.
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blind faith = blind followers
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May 28th, 2007, 10:57 PM
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Haha funny jokings 
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May 29th, 2007, 04:32 AM
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lol
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May 29th, 2007, 04:49 AM
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funny....
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May 29th, 2007, 05:11 AM
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
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SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.
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May 29th, 2007, 08:37 AM
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funny
Laddo kha k pachtanay k liye beqarar
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May 30th, 2007, 09:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aishaindubai
One day a sardarji talking with his friend
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
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May 30th, 2007, 09:15 PM
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Classic stuff.
Oh well. *shrugs*
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Jun 11th, 2007, 03:22 AM
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lol
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Jun 11th, 2007, 04:51 PM
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@ liquid state & last one
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Jun 21st, 2007, 01:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aishaindubai
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
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That's great 
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Jun 21st, 2007, 02:09 PM
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Lol nice jokes
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Jun 22nd, 2007, 03:29 AM
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Kuchch naya sunaao
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