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May 29th, 2007, 05:43 AM
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Moderator Voice Gallery, Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, RKS Forum
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The Perfect Husband...
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It
really
is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
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♥ AISHA loves MARIO, Super Mario! ♥
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May 29th, 2007, 08:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 7, 2006 - 2:20 am
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I heard it before but its nice to read it again
Laddo kha k pachtanay k liye beqarar
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May 29th, 2007, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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Quote:
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"
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Too cheap prices for PK. 
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May 29th, 2007, 04:14 PM
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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May 29th, 2007, 04:19 PM
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Meow
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this joke is sure outdated :CareBear:
What good am I if i can't be me.
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May 30th, 2007, 10:12 AM
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Senior Member
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nice joke.........
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May 30th, 2007, 08:58 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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Jun 11th, 2007, 03:23 AM
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hm
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Jun 11th, 2007, 04:40 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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Old is gold 
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