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May 29th, 2007, 04:47 PM
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Teacher: what will heppen if you will heat up the water.
Student: It will become hot
Teacher: what if you heat it more.
Student: then, it will become more hot
Teacher: err.. no i mean what if you heat it a lot.
Student: then, it will become a lot hot.
Teacher: No, no.. u dun understand, I mean what if you heat the water and keep heating it for too long..
Student: (silenced for a while thinking  )  then, tea will be ready 
hehehehe 
“Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE.” ~Aristotle
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May 29th, 2007, 04:51 PM
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oh brother 
What good am I if i can't be me.
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May 29th, 2007, 04:52 PM
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May 29th, 2007, 04:58 PM
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AQ..stop trying to be cute 
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May 29th, 2007, 04:59 PM
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I am not cute wute 
I am a beeba bachaa 
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May 29th, 2007, 05:34 PM
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dat was soo not funny 
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May 29th, 2007, 05:38 PM
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I think it was funny so I posted it..
anyone who got problem, go suck an egg 
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May 29th, 2007, 07:43 PM
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 acha hai
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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May 29th, 2007, 07:57 PM
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nice post!
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May 29th, 2007, 08:01 PM
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hein? samajh nahi aya 
Best things in life aren't things..
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May 29th, 2007, 08:24 PM
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Was any try to make tea? or boil the water?
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May 30th, 2007, 04:00 AM
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 you people have no good sense of humour
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May 30th, 2007, 04:27 AM
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May 30th, 2007, 10:05 AM
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haha.....
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May 30th, 2007, 11:04 AM
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^
Finally someone with good sense of humour 
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May 30th, 2007, 11:18 AM
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a simple answer is that the water evaporates
Love is like war...Easy To Start...Difficult To End..&.. Impossible To Forget!
Love is like heaven but, can hurt like hell....~*Chochi*~
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May 30th, 2007, 01:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anwaar Qureshi
I think it was funny so I posted it..
anyone who got problem, go suck an egg |
But thats depressing how our future kids are soo dumb 
Reminds me of my friend!! 
Thanks great joke...I said thankx AQ!!
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May 31st, 2007, 12:56 PM
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Disclaimer:
This Joke was taken from the Book of Shafiq-ur-Rehman named Shagoofay - titled "Shaitaan" character was Rufi..
I felt to put this as a disclaimer because I have been accussed of mocking people from this thread.
Thankyouverymuch.
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May 31st, 2007, 01:56 PM
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May 31st, 2007, 01:59 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anwaar Qureshi
Disclaimer:
This Joke was taken from the Book of Shafiq-ur-Rehman named Shagoofay - titled "Shaitaan" character was Rufi..
I felt to put this as a disclaimer because I have been accussed of mocking people from this thread.
Thankyouverymuch.
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Third class Stage Dramas dykh dykh kr logon ky mazah ka ju mayar ho giya hy. Shfeeq ur Rehman ky lateef o shreef mazah ko enjoy krny ki his kaha rahi logon main 
YAZEED-UN-Nisa!
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