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May 30th, 2007, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 7, 2003 - 4:29 pm
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Bush puts his foot in it, again!
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The smell is atrocious!
Both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be presidential, replies, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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May 30th, 2007, 02:57 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 26, 2006 - 9:28 pm
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Hahahaha...
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May 30th, 2007, 03:02 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 13, 2005 - 2:06 pm
Location: UK
Posts: 19,770
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:32 PM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Lahore-> Hong Kong-> East London
Posts: 21,832
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lolz
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Eaยงt LonDon~@
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May 30th, 2007, 06:19 PM
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Templar Knight
Join Date: Aug 1, 2005 - 5:00 am
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:lol
blind faith = blind followers
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May 31st, 2007, 08:01 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
Location: The Enchanted Woods!
Posts: 1,265
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LOL 
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 12:36 PM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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Very good. LOL
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 01:38 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
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hahahaha....
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 05:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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Heard it before but it never gets old 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 6th, 2007, 10:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2006 - 6:18 pm
Location: bool Gaya
Posts: 3,681
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Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Jun 6th, 2007, 11:08 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
Join Date: Oct 8, 2006 - 11:22 am
Location: ~ Jaan Kay Dill Mein ~
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lolz good one ..
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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