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May 31st, 2007, 04:01 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
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"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ .Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife .
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
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May 31st, 2007, 04:02 PM
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Templar Knight
Join Date: Aug 1, 2005 - 5:00 am
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 so true.
blind faith = blind followers
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May 31st, 2007, 10:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 22, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,150
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Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Jun 1st, 2007, 09:45 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 6, 2003 - 11:08 pm
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Lol
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Jun 1st, 2007, 03:23 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
Join Date: May 9, 2004 - 4:00 pm
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 03:36 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 31, 2006 - 11:07 am
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nice dear.
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 10:45 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
Posts: 4,055
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Ofcourse we lie only for the greater good.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 5th, 2007, 02:25 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
Posts: 6,946
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very good 
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Jun 8th, 2007, 08:02 PM
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Moderator Poetry Forum
Join Date: Mar 9, 2006 - 6:35 am
Location: Neverland
Posts: 7,746
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 aaisa kartay hain 
Love is unconditional, relationships are not BeInG lOn3lY sId
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Jun 8th, 2007, 08:11 PM
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massive........now move out the way....."
Join Date: Jan 20, 2007 - 6:18 pm
Location: im massive and im everywhere
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...lol....
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Jun 9th, 2007, 01:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 20, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Coolistan
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hehe
Focus not on who you are but what you do...
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Jun 9th, 2007, 03:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 4:07 pm
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lol
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