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Old May 31st, 2007, 07:47 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Disclaimer: Taken from the same book of Shafiq ur Rehman

Teacher: agar paani ko thandaa kiyaa jaaye tau kiyaa hogaa

Student (Rufi): tau woh thanDaa ho jaaye gaa

Teacher: aur agar uss ko aur thandaa kiyaa jaaye tau?

Student: tau woh aur thandaa ho jaaye gaa

Teacher: naheeN, laikin agar uss ko mazeed thandaa kiyaa jaaye tau

Student: tau woh mazeed thandaa ho jaaye gaa

Teacher: umm hmmm... naheeN laikin agar uss ko thandaa kiyaa jaaye aur bahut der tukk thandaa kartaY rahaiN phir?

Student: (Thinking ) ummmmm phir golaa gandaa bunn jaaye gaa

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Old May 31st, 2007, 09:29 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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arright i'll laugh this time

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for a moment i thought this joke was written by phatima1






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I too have all these and so many other books, you can come and read at my place, chai meri taraf say free.
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