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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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DO u have a major dinner Party to go to??Are the Crow feet under your eyes bothering you???
Are the smile /frown lines peeking thru your foundation too?
Do you want a quick fix without having to go to the plastic surgeon...Without the needle???
Wait no more:
We have the fix right here for you...all you need is a bit concealor and our product::::
Here is what you do:
  • U get the jar ...shipped and provided by us
  • Open the lid...and place it on the area for 5 mins if not less...
  • You'll get a slight tingling feeling...at that time you'll know its done..(works)
  • Now put a bit concealor/foundation on the area(we want the little reddness gone)
Now look in the mirror
Lo and Behold....Beautifuuul flaw less skin...WRINKLE BE Gone....
Wats in the Jar:drum roll please)
Mosquitos...(we'll make sure we dont send u the west niles or malaria on the house...or maybe we may just through that in as a freebie)







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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 11:54 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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or should the mods move this in the Beauty section






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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 02:09 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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LOL






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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 02:19 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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lol.......now thats painfull.......







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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 02:26 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Its not...actually I got a mosquito bite yesterday...and I got the idea







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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 02:27 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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i think u got more than ideas.....maybe a horrible red big annoying spot that itch's so much u feel like ripping the area u got bit...offff..........wow...im out of breath........






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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 02:29 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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thats why concealor was required for redness coverage






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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 02:32 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 1st, 2007, 06:43 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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So I dont have anyone signing up for ir...all the Marketing...Okay ji u guys dont want it this season???.






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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 12:03 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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DO u have a major dinner Party to go to??Are the Crow feet under your eyes bothering you???
Are the smile /frown lines peeking thru your foundation too?
Do you want a quick fix without having to go to the plastic surgeon...Without the needle???
Wait no more:
We have the fix right here for you...all you need is a bit concealor and our product::::
Here is what you do:
  • U get the jar ...shipped and provided by us
  • Open the lid...and place it on the area for 5 mins if not less...
  • You'll get a slight tingling feeling...at that time you'll know its done..(works)
  • Now put a bit concealor/foundation on the area(we want the little reddness gone)
Now look in the mirror
Lo and Behold....Beautifuuul flaw less skin...WRINKLE BE Gone....
Wats in the Jar:drum roll please)
Mosquitos...(we'll make sure we dont send u the west niles or malaria on the house...or maybe we may just through that in as a freebie)
I have the botox thingie right on my chin...there is this huge bump that I have to live with right now...why did Inot repent and surely now Im punished....and concealor aint working too much






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