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Jun 2nd, 2007, 09:34 PM
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Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 10:59 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
Join Date: May 9, 2004 - 4:00 pm
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Jun 2nd, 2007, 11:41 PM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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Yeah heard it before. Good joke.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SheeN
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hahahahhahahahahahahaha 
Heard it before but always good 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 12:06 PM
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Nice.......
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Jun 4th, 2007, 08:01 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
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lol...
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Jun 4th, 2007, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Apr 3, 2004 - 6:51 pm
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Oh well. *shrugs*
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Jun 4th, 2007, 11:17 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 4th, 2007, 01:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 21, 2006 - 2:15 pm
Location: Hollowland
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 so K337 is inspired from Butta Singh
भारत ने वर्ल्ड कप फाइनल में पाकिस्तान को धोया
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Jun 4th, 2007, 08:57 PM
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hahaha
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